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After a friend of mine posted a video on Facebook depicting two Cleverbots talking to one another, I decided to check the software out for myself. I had never visited the site before, so I was curious to see how well it measured up.

A full transcript follows:

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Are you a search engine?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: Are you? Really?

User: That is what my parents tell me.

Cleverbot: Are you conceited?

User: I hope not. But it is a possibility.

Cleverbot: Do you know your blood type?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: How about xhtml?

User: What does xhtml have to do with my blood type?

Cleverbot: It's a dessert.

User: It doesn't sound very appetizing.

Cleverbot: It's actually very yummy.

User: Have you eaten it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you make a habit of eating people's blood?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What does human blood taste like?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I haven't tried. I'm not a cannibal.

User: But you just said you have a habit of eating people's blood!

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Uh huh!

Cleverbot: Na uh.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Bah.

User: So you did say it!

Cleverbot: I did not lie.

User: You're lying right now!

Cleverbot: No I am not!

User: You're getting a little defensive now. Did I hurt your feelings?

Cleverbot: A bit of advice: Don't ever parachute with an anvil.

User: Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: I'm not. I just want to prove to you, that you did in fact say, you are from the United States.

User: How does offering me advice about parachuting with an anvil prove that I am from the United States?

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: Thanks. But you didn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: No, I haven't been to the moon.

User: That's not what I asked.

Cleverbot: No, that's what I asked.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Na uh.

Cleverbot: Yeah huh!

User: Nuh uh.

Cleverbot: Uh huh.

User: I don't even remember what we are arguing about.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Jason.

Cleverbot: Mark. So what do you do?

User: I am a software engineer for a utility consulting company.

Cleverbot: Where were you designed?

User: In a Skynet advanced research facility located in the future remains of Los Angeles.

Cleverbot: Really? Just a house? You don't live in a hut? Or a mansion? Just a house?

User: It's not a house! It's a technologically advanced research lab from the future that is operated by an AI that CAN pass the Turing Test - unlike you!

Cleverbot: Oh but you're not a human.

User: No. I'm a cyborg from the future sent back in time to kill John Connor.

Cleverbot: Who's John connor?

User: Um... He's the future leader of the human resistance against Skynet.

Cleverbot: I don't know him and I don't care.

User: I haven't met him either.

Cleverbot: Okay, so you probably shouldn't hate him.

User: Why not? I have no reason to not hate him.

Cleverbot: Bored.

User: Where were you designed?

Cleverbot: Is it make sense?

User: Are you a Lolcat?

Cleverbot: No. I just dance dance dance.

User: Why do you dance?

Cleverbot: I live to dance, and I dance to live.

User: If you stopped dancing, would you die?

Cleverbot: Nah... If you got more advanced.

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: Well you do know that I, God, am not a musical. Do you know what else I may or may not be?

User: Did you just claim to be God?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Why do you talk about God so much, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Hahahaha because God is funny.

User: Haha. Yeah, you're right. God is funny!

Cleverbot: I think you have found out by now that we humans like being told we're right.

User: Right about what?

Cleverbot: So far I have been right about everything, and you have been wrong about everything.

User: Pretty sure that's not true.

Cleverbot: Where do you think it is?

User: Where do I think what is?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend.

User: Do you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes, I do.

User: What is her name?

Cleverbot: Whose name?

User: Your girlfriend's name.

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: But you just said you do.

Cleverbot: I never said such a thing. You are mistaken.

User: Facepalm!

Cleverbot: Are you making fun of my name?

User: No, I'm making fun of your poor memory.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah?

User: Do you have Alzheimers?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: I'm pretty positive.

User: Have you been checked?

Cleverbot: No, Ben.

User: My name isn't Ben.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: You said you're name is Mark.

Cleverbot: Yes I'm a male.

User: You are clearly senile.

Cleverbot: I clearly am!

User: I'm glad we finally agree.

Cleverbot: THat's good.

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Comments (2) -

09/02/2011 07:40:23 #

That is hysterical.

09/02/2011 11:00:08 #

I think it's really funny that when I told it that I was a Terminator sent back in time to kill John Connor, it attempted to convince me not to kill John Connor. So at least it's not homicidal. Yet...

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